The Lede Balloon #93: ABC Cancels the Bachelorette following the release of a video of Taylor Frankie Paul throwing metal bar stools at her ex-boyfriend

Joke #1: Thedisgraced ‘Bachelorette’ star defended her actions by claiming, quote: “How was I supposed to react?… the idiot only did ONE stretch & fold and forgot to score the sourdough before putting it in the oven!”