Joke #1: According to the actress:”We walked in, and my eyeballs were popping outta my head ’cause I saw stuff I’ve never seen before in my life…
…when asked to clarify, Cameron Bure exclaimed, quote: “Have there always been TWO Michelle’s!?!”
Joke #2: Cameron Bure also said, quote: “I went to [the] party… and it ended up being this underground s*x thing that was so dark and demonic…
…I told everyone to, “cut… it… out.”
Joke #3: She later learned that the sex act she witnessed is called a “devil’s threesome,” and occurs when two dudes are so horny that they both have sex with one girl at the same time…
…Cameron Bure then asked, quote: “So are the dudes gay or…?”
Joke #4: Cameron Bure was reportedly so appalled by what she witnessed that she absolutely refused to have sex… but she did get fingered.
Joke #5: She said she was invited to the party by Kimmy Gibler, but felt insecure about being fat, so instead of cock she sucked ice cube popsicles.
Joke #6: The party was reportedly hosted by the ghost of Bob Sagat.