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Joke #1: Swan warden Cyril Bennis told the Independent, quote: “The darkest side of Mr. Terminator happened when he tried to muscle in on a pair of our residents … He kicked out the male and tried to take over its territory with the female.”
After the attempted rape and eviction, the immigrant swan remained in England… and then went right back to raping.