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Yo,
The Dipsy Do’s!… How Dare You
Where should we go with The Do’s? Campy, edgy, or weird?… when a gay guy marries a woman, she is what’s known as a “beard”
That last one’s in the sweet spot, not vulgar but edgy enough… when Barney’s thirsty for beer, the brand he will ask for is Duff
Sometimes you will catch some filler, I can’t always be “on”… to stem blood flow from vaginas, it’s time to shove in a ‘pon
Yes, a ‘pon is a tampon, just in case that wasn’t clear… when I was a little boy, there was a game called “smear the queer”
Occasionally we get on a role, but the ‘Net has no “take backs”… the getaway driver in Goodfellas, went by the name of “Stacks”
Really? The driver in Goodfellas? That was a fucking dud… get your shit together, or else they will be out for your blood
I think it’s time to call it, let it all go for a while… if someone is talking about “diddlers,” they are referencing pedophiles
Sure that is pretty obvious, but I think it needed to be said… if you desire to mess with children, you are probably better off dead
Holy smokes did this turn dark! Let’s bring it back into the light… for refreshing lemon and lime, just crack yourself open a Sprite
Now that was a little bit better, I was starting to feel blue… so drink up, drink up is what you gotta do, why?
…Cause I like the Sprite in you
Quackenbush