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The Headline Hoax #4: Children forced to take mandatory shots of whiskey for school attendance eligibility
No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
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The Lead Balloon #20: Beijing-linked organ-harvesting crimes exposed
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The Lead Balloon #19: Americans Own 46% of the World’s 1 billion Guns, Says U.N. Report
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The Breaking Boomer Report #8 – Cheerful Checkout
The NERVE of this woman!
The Lead Balloon #18: Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell launches 2026 bid to replace Gov. Gavin Newsome
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The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery
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The Breaking Boomer Report #7 – Boomers Know Best
It’s very important to us
The Lead Balloon #15: Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection in 2026, ending nearly 40 years in the House
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The Lead Balloon #14: Atlanta, GA Braces for Freezing Weather
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The Lead Balloon #13: “Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn Warn Kate Hudson About Hollywood’s Harsh Realities”
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The Lead Balloon #11: “According to the ‘Stripper Index’… we are already in a recession”
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Lead Balloon #10: “42 million Americans Lose Food Benefits as Trump Hosts Gatsby-Themed Party”
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The Lead Balloon #9: Taylor Swift Breaks Streaming Record with Surprise Album
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The Breaking Boomer Report #6 – Butter Cup Boomer
These are mine!
The Breaking Boomer Report #5 – Senior Secrets
They don’t need to know
The Lead Balloon #6: Federal Court Greenlights Trump’s Troop Deployment to Portland
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