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The Lead Balloon #36: UK woman eats 10 sheets of paper daily due to pica disorder; says different papers have “unique flavors”
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The Lead Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism
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The Lead Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Lead Balloon #32: Virat Kohli smashes his 53rd ODI century against South Africa, closing in on Tendulkar’s record
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The Breaking Boomer Report #10 – Rainy Day Raging
How could you?
The Lead Balloon #30: A Black Swan nicknamed “Mr. Terminator” evicted from Stratford-upon-Avon, England after attacking other swans
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Lead Balloon #29: Missouri judge suspended for wearing an Elvis wig and sunglasses while presiding over court
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The Lead Balloon #28: Tesla Robotaxi safety driver in San Francisco caught during rides, “repeatedly falling asleep”
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The Lead Balloon #27: FDA Internal Memo Links Child Deaths to COVID-19 Vaccination
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Lead Balloon #25: Trump says South Africa will not be invited to the 2026 Miami G20 Summit
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The Headline Hoax #4: Children forced to take mandatory shots of whiskey for school attendance eligibility
No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
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The Lead Balloon #20: Beijing-linked organ-harvesting crimes exposed
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The Lead Balloon #19: Americans Own 46% of the World’s 1 billion Guns, Says U.N. Report
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The Breaking Boomer Report #8 – Cheerful Checkout
The NERVE of this woman!
The Lead Balloon #18: Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell launches 2026 bid to replace Gov. Gavin Newsome
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The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery
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The Breaking Boomer Report #7 – Boomers Know Best
It’s very important to us
The Lead Balloon #15: Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection in 2026, ending nearly 40 years in the House
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The Lead Balloon #14: Atlanta, GA Braces for Freezing Weather
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