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The Lead Balloon #36: UK woman eats 10 sheets of paper daily due to pica disorder; says different papers have “unique flavors”
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The Lead Balloon #35: Kennedy’s vaccine advisory committee delays vote on hepatitis B shots for newborns
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The Lead Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism
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The Lead Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit
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The Lead Balloon #32: Virat Kohli smashes his 53rd ODI century against South Africa, closing in on Tendulkar’s record
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The Headline Hoax #5: Scientists say not picking up dog shit isn’t laziness — it’s a sign of high intelligence
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The Breaking Boomer Report #10 – Rainy Day Raging
How could you?
The Lead Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Lead Balloon #30: A Black Swan nicknamed “Mr. Terminator” evicted from Stratford-upon-Avon, England after attacking other swans
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The Lead Balloon #29: Missouri judge suspended for wearing an Elvis wig and sunglasses while presiding over court
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The Lead Balloon #28: Tesla Robotaxi safety driver in San Francisco caught during rides, “repeatedly falling asleep”
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The Lead Balloon #27: FDA Internal Memo Links Child Deaths to COVID-19 Vaccination
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Lead Balloon #26: French retirement home opens a public pub for residents, fostering intergenerational drinking sessions
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The Lead Balloon #25: Trump says South Africa will not be invited to the 2026 Miami G20 Summit
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The Lead Balloon #24: Philadelphia roommates battle in court over cat ownership after one changed the pet’s last name at the vet
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The Lead Balloon #23: AI-powered teddy bear pulled from shelves after discussing explicit sexual topics like spanking and domination games with researchers
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The Breaking Boomer Report #9 – Cheesy Challenges
How did THIS happen?
The Headline Hoax #4: Children forced to take mandatory shots of whiskey for school attendance eligibility
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The Lead Balloon #22: Japan, Taiwan, and China issue new warnings as tensions rise over regional conflicts
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