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The Headline Hoax #4: Children forced to take mandatory shots of whiskey for school attendance eligibility
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The Lead Balloon #22: Japan, Taiwan, and China issue new warnings as tensions rise over regional conflicts
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The Lead Balloon #21: Explosive weapons now the leading cause of child casualties in conflicts, surpassing malnutrition and disease
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The Lead Balloon #20: Beijing-linked organ-harvesting crimes exposed
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The Lead Balloon #19: Americans Own 46% of the World’s 1 billion Guns, Says U.N. Report
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The Lead Balloon #18: Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell launches 2026 bid to replace Gov. Gavin Newsome
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The Lead Balloon #15: Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection in 2026, ending nearly 40 years in the House
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The Lead Balloon #12: “UK Chancellor considers 20% tax on assets of people deciding to leave UK”
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The Lead Balloon #10: “42 million Americans Lose Food Benefits as Trump Hosts Gatsby-Themed Party”
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The Lead Balloon #9: Taylor Swift Breaks Streaming Record with Surprise Album
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The Lead Balloon #6: Federal Court Greenlights Trump’s Troop Deployment to Portland
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The Lead Balloon #3: President Trump Threatens National Guard Deployment to San Francisco – Legal challenges mount over federal overreach
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The Lead Balloon #1: Millions Join “No Kings” Anti-Trump Protests Across U.S. – One of the largest protest days in U.S. history
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