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Lead Balloon #75: Iran reportedly preparing execution of protester; global pressure mounts
Feb28February 28, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #75: Iran reportedly preparing execution of protester; global pressure mounts

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #73: Australia passes strict gun control and hate crime legislation
Feb25February 26, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #73: Australia passes strict gun control and hate crime legislation

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #72: China has been tapping the private communications of British Prime Ministers for years
Feb24February 25, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #72: China has been tapping the private communications of British Prime Ministers for years

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #68: ‘Not a typical day’: makers of Macron’s sunglasses deluged with demand – French president’s Davos accessory sparks bizarre fashion frenzy.
Feb19February 19, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #68: ‘Not a typical day’: makers of Macron’s sunglasses deluged with demand – French president’s Davos accessory sparks bizarre fashion frenzy.

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #66: Trump is making the world fall in love with China
Feb17February 17, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #66: Trump is making the world fall in love with China

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #64: Trump confronts Detroit factory worker; White House defends middle‑finger gesture
Feb16February 16, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #64: Trump confronts Detroit factory worker; White House defends middle‑finger gesture

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #63: European troops arrive in Greenland amid rising US tensions
Feb14February 14, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #63: European troops arrive in Greenland amid rising US tensions

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #57: Thailand–Cambodia border conflict intensifies; curfews declared along the coast
Feb06February 6, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #57: Thailand–Cambodia border conflict intensifies; curfews declared along the coast

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #56: What are Trump’s real options for gaining control of Greenland?
Feb05February 5, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #56: What are Trump’s real options for gaining control of Greenland?

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #42: German Scientists Train Rats to Drive Tiny Cars, claim it reduces rodent anxiety
Jan21January 21, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #42: German Scientists Train Rats to Drive Tiny Cars, claim it reduces rodent anxiety

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #39: Afghanistan public execution shocks the world: 13-year-old boy executes a convicted murderer in death sentence before 80,000 spectators
Jan16January 23, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #39: Afghanistan public execution shocks the world: 13-year-old boy executes a convicted murderer in death sentence before 80,000 spectators

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #36: UK woman eats 10 sheets of paper daily due to pica disorder; says different papers have “unique flavors”
Jan14January 14, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #36: UK woman eats 10 sheets of paper daily due to pica disorder; says different papers have “unique flavors”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #35: Kennedy’s vaccine advisory committee delays vote on hepatitis B shots for newborns
Jan13January 23, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #35: Kennedy’s vaccine advisory committee delays vote on hepatitis B shots for newborns

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism
Jan12January 12, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit
Jan09January 9, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet
Jan08January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #30: A Black Swan nicknamed “Mr. Terminator” evicted from Stratford-upon-Avon, England after attacking other swans
Jan08January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #30: A Black Swan nicknamed “Mr. Terminator” evicted from Stratford-upon-Avon, England after attacking other swans

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #28: Tesla Robotaxi safety driver in San Francisco caught during rides, “repeatedly falling asleep”
Jan07January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #28: Tesla Robotaxi safety driver in San Francisco caught during rides, “repeatedly falling asleep”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #27: FDA Internal Memo Links Child Deaths to COVID-19 Vaccination
Jan07January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #27: FDA Internal Memo Links Child Deaths to COVID-19 Vaccination

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #25: Trump says South Africa will not be invited to the 2026 Miami G20 Summit
Jan05January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #25: Trump says South Africa will not be invited to the 2026 Miami G20 Summit

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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