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First Crush at 7 Years Old: A Sports-Obsessed Kid’s Awkward Moment
Jul23August 5, 2026Unfocussed Assessments - (Stories)

First Crush at 7 Years Old: A Sports-Obsessed Kid’s Awkward Moment

Most kids get their first crush around age 5–7. My 7-year-old sports kid? More interested in fastballs than little girls. That is, until one day at his Little League game when a girl he’s known since he was two showed up after a dance recital.

Smarch Madness 2026: Zoom Meltdowns, Bad Draft Picks, and One Very Awkward Question
Apr05April 10, 2026Unfocussed Assessments - (Stories)

Smarch Madness 2026: Zoom Meltdowns, Bad Draft Picks, and One Very Awkward Question

Every March, my old high school crew skips the boring NCAA brackets and dives headfirst into Smarch Madness — our chaotic, foul‑mouthed draft game that turns March Madness into pure comedy. From ridiculous team names to Zoom disasters and one unforgettable parenting moment, this year’s edition proves that tradition and poor decisions go hand in hand.

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