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The Lead Balloon #26: French retirement home opens a public pub for residents, fostering intergenerational drinking sessions
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The Lead Balloon #24: Philadelphia roommates battle in court over cat ownership after one changed the pet’s last name at the vet
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The Lead Balloon #23: AI-powered teddy bear pulled from shelves after discussing explicit sexual topics like spanking and domination games with researchers
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The Headline Hoax #4: Children forced to take mandatory shots of whiskey for school attendance eligibility
No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
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The Lead Balloon #22: Japan, Taiwan, and China issue new warnings as tensions rise over regional conflicts
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The Lead Balloon #19: Americans Own 46% of the World’s 1 billion Guns, Says U.N. Report
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The Breaking Boomer Report #8 – Cheerful Checkout
The NERVE of this woman!
The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery
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The Headline Hoax #2: US Government to Apply Dress Code During Masturbation
Rated R: Suitable for 18+ only
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The Lead Balloon #16: Women Who Use Marijuana at A ‘High Intensity’ Report Greater Romantic Relationship Satisfaction, New Study Finds
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Lead Balloon #15: Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection in 2026, ending nearly 40 years in the House
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The Lead Balloon #14: Atlanta, GA Braces for Freezing Weather
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The Lead Balloon #13: “Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn Warn Kate Hudson About Hollywood’s Harsh Realities”
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The Lead Balloon #11: “According to the ‘Stripper Index’… we are already in a recession”
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Headline Hoax #1: BREAKING: Man, furious about Anti-Semitic remarks – still picks up all the change thrown at him
No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
The Lead Balloon #9: Taylor Swift Breaks Streaming Record with Surprise Album
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The Lead Balloon #8: Kraft Heinz Lowers Full-Year Outlook on Weak Consumption Trends
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