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The Lead Balloon #36: UK woman eats 10 sheets of paper daily due to pica disorder; says different papers have “unique flavors”
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The Lead Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism
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The Lead Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit
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The Lead Balloon #32: Virat Kohli smashes his 53rd ODI century against South Africa, closing in on Tendulkar’s record
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The Lead Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet
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The Lead Balloon #30: A Black Swan nicknamed “Mr. Terminator” evicted from Stratford-upon-Avon, England after attacking other swans
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The Lead Balloon #29: Missouri judge suspended for wearing an Elvis wig and sunglasses while presiding over court
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The Lead Balloon #26: French retirement home opens a public pub for residents, fostering intergenerational drinking sessions
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The Lead Balloon #24: Philadelphia roommates battle in court over cat ownership after one changed the pet’s last name at the vet
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The Lead Balloon #23: AI-powered teddy bear pulled from shelves after discussing explicit sexual topics like spanking and domination games with researchers
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The Headline Hoax #4: Children forced to take mandatory shots of whiskey for school attendance eligibility
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The Lead Balloon #22: Japan, Taiwan, and China issue new warnings as tensions rise over regional conflicts
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The Lead Balloon #19: Americans Own 46% of the World’s 1 billion Guns, Says U.N. Report
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The Breaking Boomer Report #8 – Cheerful Checkout
The NERVE of this woman!
The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery
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The Headline Hoax #2: US Government to Apply Dress Code During Masturbation
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The Lead Balloon #16: Women Who Use Marijuana at A ‘High Intensity’ Report Greater Romantic Relationship Satisfaction, New Study Finds
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The Lead Balloon #15: Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection in 2026, ending nearly 40 years in the House
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