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The Lead Balloon #56: What are Trump’s real options for gaining control of Greenland?
Feb05February 5, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #56: What are Trump’s real options for gaining control of Greenland?

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #55: HHS announces new restrictions on gender‑affirming care for minors under Medicare/Medicaid
Feb04February 4, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #55: HHS announces new restrictions on gender‑affirming care for minors under Medicare/Medicaid

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #54: SF Giants make unusual offseason “signing” — they bought a 103‑year‑old theater
Feb03February 3, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #54: SF Giants make unusual offseason “signing” — they bought a 103‑year‑old theater

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #53: New Research Shows Women’s Farts Smell Worse — And That Might Be a Good Thing
Feb02February 2, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #53: New Research Shows Women’s Farts Smell Worse — And That Might Be a Good Thing

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Headline Hoax #6: 7-year-old boy on winter break watches 5 consecutive hours of retarded YouTube videos while his parents work
Feb01February 1, 2026The Headline Hoax - Fake Headlines

The Headline Hoax #6: 7-year-old boy on winter break watches 5 consecutive hours of retarded YouTube videos while his parents work

No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline

The Lead Balloon #52: Florida Man Arrested for Secret Bathroom Recordings
Jan31January 31, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #52: Florida Man Arrested for Secret Bathroom Recordings

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #51: It’s not just boomers — millennials also have a serious stuff problem
Jan30January 30, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #51: It’s not just boomers — millennials also have a serious stuff problem

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #50: Coffee recall in 10 states sparks consumer risk warning
Jan29January 29, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #50: Coffee recall in 10 states sparks consumer risk warning

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #49: Gen Z feels weird about drinking — and it’s forcing bars to change
Jan28January 28, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #49: Gen Z feels weird about drinking — and it’s forcing bars to change

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #48: LA Rams Football Star Puka Nacua’s recent livestream appearance raises antisemitism concerns
Jan27January 31, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #48: LA Rams Football Star Puka Nacua’s recent livestream appearance raises antisemitism concerns

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #47: The AI layoff wave is just beginning — and it’s by design
Jan25January 26, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #47: The AI layoff wave is just beginning — and it’s by design

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #46: ‘Bigorexia’ is on the rise. Here’s what parents should know
Jan25January 28, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #46: ‘Bigorexia’ is on the rise. Here’s what parents should know

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #45: Why we actually should worry about Gen Z
Jan24January 25, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #45: Why we actually should worry about Gen Z

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #44: Taylor Swift feels ‘very lucky’ Stevie Nicks is in her life: ‘She paved the way’
Jan23January 23, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #44: Taylor Swift feels ‘very lucky’ Stevie Nicks is in her life: ‘She paved the way’

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #43: Japanese Zoo Apologizes After Gorilla Escapes, Returns Voluntarily
Jan23January 23, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #43: Japanese Zoo Apologizes After Gorilla Escapes, Returns Voluntarily

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #42: German Scientists Train Rats to Drive Tiny Cars, claim it reduces rodent anxiety
Jan21January 21, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #42: German Scientists Train Rats to Drive Tiny Cars, claim it reduces rodent anxiety

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #41: Government lawsuit launched against 11 Big Food companies for knowingly creating addictive, poisonous, ultra processed foods. Companies sued include giants Coca-Cola and Kellogg
Jan21January 21, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #41: Government lawsuit launched against 11 Big Food companies for knowingly creating addictive, poisonous, ultra processed foods. Companies sued include giants Coca-Cola and Kellogg

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #40: Americans are suffering from “time poverty;” the chronic imbalance between the time a person requires and what their job allows them
Jan17January 17, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #40: Americans are suffering from “time poverty;” the chronic imbalance between the time a person requires and what their job allows them

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #39: Afghanistan public execution shocks the world: 13-year-old boy executes a convicted murderer in death sentence before 80,000 spectators
Jan16January 23, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #39: Afghanistan public execution shocks the world: 13-year-old boy executes a convicted murderer in death sentence before 80,000 spectators

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #38: Kristen Stewart admits why she felt bad for “Twilight” sequel directors
Jan16January 16, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #38: Kristen Stewart admits why she felt bad for “Twilight” sequel directors

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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