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Lead Balloon #76: Goat ‘detained’ for breaking into retirement community
Mar01March 1, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #76: Goat ‘detained’ for breaking into retirement community

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #75: Iran reportedly preparing execution of protester; global pressure mounts
Feb28February 28, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #75: Iran reportedly preparing execution of protester; global pressure mounts

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #74: Scientists Move Closer to Truly Unsinkable Ships
Feb27February 27, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #74: Scientists Move Closer to Truly Unsinkable Ships

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #73: Australia passes strict gun control and hate crime legislation
Feb25February 26, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #73: Australia passes strict gun control and hate crime legislation

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #72: China has been tapping the private communications of British Prime Ministers for years
Feb24February 25, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #72: China has been tapping the private communications of British Prime Ministers for years

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #71: Jupiter’s Clouds Hide a Secret and Scientists Just Got Their Best Look Yet
Feb24February 24, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #71: Jupiter’s Clouds Hide a Secret and Scientists Just Got Their Best Look Yet

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #70: Crashed truck releases 15,000 live crabs next to road
Feb22February 22, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #70: Crashed truck releases 15,000 live crabs next to road

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #69: Researchers detail case of cow using tools to scratch herself
Feb21February 21, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #69: Researchers detail case of cow using tools to scratch herself

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lead Balloon #68: ‘Not a typical day’: makers of Macron’s sunglasses deluged with demand – French president’s Davos accessory sparks bizarre fashion frenzy.
Feb19February 19, 2026The Lead Balloon

Lead Balloon #68: ‘Not a typical day’: makers of Macron’s sunglasses deluged with demand – French president’s Davos accessory sparks bizarre fashion frenzy.

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #67: Men under 24 returning to homophobic views of the past, study says
Feb18February 18, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #67: Men under 24 returning to homophobic views of the past, study says

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #66: Trump is making the world fall in love with China
Feb17February 17, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #66: Trump is making the world fall in love with China

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #65: Amazon plans thousands more corporate job cuts, sources say
Feb17February 17, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #65: Amazon plans thousands more corporate job cuts, sources say

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #64: Trump confronts Detroit factory worker; White House defends middle‑finger gesture
Feb16February 16, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #64: Trump confronts Detroit factory worker; White House defends middle‑finger gesture

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #63: European troops arrive in Greenland amid rising US tensions
Feb14February 14, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #63: European troops arrive in Greenland amid rising US tensions

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #62: Virginia woman gains attention for snorting blended food as part of her daily diet
Feb12February 12, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #62: Virginia woman gains attention for snorting blended food as part of her daily diet

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #61: Woman Found Alive in Coffin Moments Before Cremation
Feb11February 11, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #61: Woman Found Alive in Coffin Moments Before Cremation

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #60: Walrus penis bone stolen from iconic Camden cheesesteak restaurant
Feb10February 10, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #60: Walrus penis bone stolen from iconic Camden cheesesteak restaurant

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #59: Alcohol industry loses US $830 billion as Millennials and Gen Z are drinking less than past generations
Feb09February 10, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #59: Alcohol industry loses US $830 billion as Millennials and Gen Z are drinking less than past generations

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #58: Menstrual “Blood Mask” Trend Sparks Debate Over Safety and Effectiveness
Feb08February 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #58: Menstrual “Blood Mask” Trend Sparks Debate Over Safety and Effectiveness

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #57: Thailand–Cambodia border conflict intensifies; curfews declared along the coast
Feb06February 6, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #57: Thailand–Cambodia border conflict intensifies; curfews declared along the coast

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