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The Lede Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet
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The Lede Balloon #30: A Black Swan nicknamed “Mr. Terminator” evicted from Stratford-upon-Avon, England after attacking other swans
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Lede Balloon #29: Missouri judge suspended for wearing an Elvis wig and sunglasses while presiding over court
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The Lede Balloon #28: Tesla Robotaxi safety driver in San Francisco caught during rides, “repeatedly falling asleep”
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The Lede Balloon #27: FDA Internal Memo Links Child Deaths to COVID-19 Vaccination
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Lede Balloon #26: French retirement home opens a public pub for residents, fostering intergenerational drinking sessions
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The Lede Balloon #25: Trump says South Africa will not be invited to the 2026 Miami G20 Summit
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