No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
Sick as Balls, Strip Malls, and Magic Mouthwash: A Dad’s Fever Dream Disaster
Rated R: Age 18+
Sometimes the real plague isn’t the virus—it’s suburban boredom.
The Headline Hoax #2: US Government to Apply Dress Code During Masturbation
Rated R: Suitable for 18+ only
No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
Click to see article of inspiration
The Lead Balloon #16: Women Who Use Marijuana at A ‘High Intensity’ Report Greater Romantic Relationship Satisfaction, New Study Finds
Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Breaking Boomer Report #7 – Boomers Know Best
It’s very important to us
The Lead Balloon #14: Atlanta, GA Braces for Freezing Weather
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Dipsy Do’s! #3… Promiscuous Pandering
Rated R: Age 18+
The Dipsy Do’s!… Now With 100% More Regret
The Lead Balloon #13: “Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn Warn Kate Hudson About Hollywood’s Harsh Realities”
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #12: “UK Chancellor considers 20% tax on assets of people deciding to leave UK”
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #11: “According to the ‘Stripper Index’… we are already in a recession”
Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #10: “42 million Americans Lose Food Benefits as Trump Hosts Gatsby-Themed Party”
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Headline Hoax #1: BREAKING: Man, furious about Anti-Semitic remarks – still picks up all the change thrown at him
No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
Baby Bed Blueprint: One Dad’s Unfiltered Nursery Rant (You’ll LOL, Then Send It to Every Pregnant Friend)
Rated R: Age 18+
Quackenbush renames nursery’s, survives torture, dodges toilet paper and bloody babies in this side-splitting daddy meltdown. Dive into the chaos!”
The Breaking Boomer Report #5 – Senior Secrets
They don’t need to know
The Breaking Boomer Report #4 – Sonogram Snark
Maybe something a bit more put-together?
The Breaking Boomer Report #3 – French Toast Fiasco
Oh, it’s just a little treat…
The Breaking Boomer Report #2 – Drive Through Drama
Just remember, it’s not a lie if YOU believe it.
The Breaking Boomer Report #1 – Parking Lot Panic
Everybody watch out! Boomers coming through!