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The Lead Balloon #36: UK woman eats 10 sheets of paper daily due to pica disorder; says different papers have “unique flavors”
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The Lead Balloon #35: Kennedy’s vaccine advisory committee delays vote on hepatitis B shots for newborns
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The Lead Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism
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The Lead Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit
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The Lead Balloon #32: Virat Kohli smashes his 53rd ODI century against South Africa, closing in on Tendulkar’s record
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The Headline Hoax #5: Scientists say not picking up dog shit isn’t laziness — it’s a sign of high intelligence
No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
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The Breaking Boomer Report #10 – Rainy Day Raging
How could you?
The Lead Balloon #30: A Black Swan nicknamed “Mr. Terminator” evicted from Stratford-upon-Avon, England after attacking other swans
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The Lead Balloon #29: Missouri judge suspended for wearing an Elvis wig and sunglasses while presiding over court
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The Lead Balloon #28: Tesla Robotaxi safety driver in San Francisco caught during rides, “repeatedly falling asleep”
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The Lead Balloon #27: FDA Internal Memo Links Child Deaths to COVID-19 Vaccination
Rated R: Age 18+
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The Dipsy Do’s! #5… Darkness into Light
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The Dipsy Do’s!… How Dare You
The Lead Balloon #26: French retirement home opens a public pub for residents, fostering intergenerational drinking sessions
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The Lead Balloon #25: Trump says South Africa will not be invited to the 2026 Miami G20 Summit
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The Lead Balloon #24: Philadelphia roommates battle in court over cat ownership after one changed the pet’s last name at the vet
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The Lead Balloon #23: AI-powered teddy bear pulled from shelves after discussing explicit sexual topics like spanking and domination games with researchers
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The Lead Balloon #22: Japan, Taiwan, and China issue new warnings as tensions rise over regional conflicts
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The Lead Balloon #19: Americans Own 46% of the World’s 1 billion Guns, Says U.N. Report
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