(Content Alert: This section contains explicit humor and adult themes (e.g., crude jokes, innuendo). Suitable for 18+ only.)
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The Dipsy Do’s!… Might Be Best to Just Turn Around Now
Pregnant ladies pee often, to drain the tank, you see… the definition of “post coital?” “To void vagina of D”
Yikes that was raunchy, I hope no one ever sees… return your tape to Blockbuster, or else you’ll rack up fees
That store is gone, what the heck were you thinking?… garlic is a rose, at its best when it’s stinking
These rhymes teach, each one something new… add “Hasidic” up front? I bet the word is “Jew”
Ooh now you catch on, don’t take seriously… uptight, rich old ladies? Prefer their crumpets with tea
Now that is enough, these are becoming strained… life’s biggest mystery? A rabbit getting framed
Un-wrinkle a shirt? Iron plus board… my favorite country? It’s definitely Ford
Ford’s not a country, it’s an ad slogan… “Madonna what’s with your hands?” “I’m just over here Vogue-in’!”
Old pop culture references, move “The Do’s” along… Back in the 80’s? “Vogue” was a popular song
Some are obvious and need no clarification… “She’s exotic – where from?” “I believe the woman is Haitian”
Wait don’t go! Although corny stick around… “Crossword hint, “dog???” “The answer my friend is ‘hound’”
See how helpful I am? Taking your interests to heart?… How do plumbers get around? With a Mario Cart
Remember Rainbow level? All swooping up above?… the slut’s in the 60’s? “Just a little free love”
That’s it for today, we talked sluts and their piss… tune in to “The Do’s” next week …
… and I will give you a kiss
Quackenbush