1. Satire Disclaimer

All content on ComedyQ.com™, operated by QB Ventures LLC, including but not limited to posts in “Unfocussed Assessments™” (stories), “The Breaking Boomer Report™” and “The Boomer Report™” (satirical memes), “The Lead Balloon™” and The Headline Hoax™ (satirical headline news jokes), and “The Dipsy Do’s™” (rhymes), and “Other Comedy,” is intended solely for satirical, parodic, humorous, and entertainment purposes. The material is fictional, exaggerated, absurd, and not intended as factual statements, news, advice, or representations of real events, persons, or entities. This site does not endorse hate, violence, discrimination, hate speech, or harm of any kind.

Any resemblance to actual persons (living, dead, or undead), places, organizations, or events—whether in stories, memes, jokes, rhymes, headlines, or commentary—is either coincidental or used intentionally for parody or satirical purposes. This blog does not intend to defame, libel, slander, harm, or expose anyone to hatred or contempt; satire may include ridicule or exaggeration as protected commentary. Readers must interpret all content as satire; no reasonable person should rely on it as truth. This site is protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, which safeguards parody, satire, and humorous commentary as forms of free speech.  No endorsement of any public figure, brand, or organization is implied by satirical references. Content may include adult themes and crude humor; reader discretion is advised.

If any portion of this disclaimer is deemed unenforceable in your jurisdiction, the remaining provisions shall remain in full effect.  By reading this blog, you acknowledge its satirical nature and agree that ComedyQ.com™, its author(s), publisher(s), and affiliates bear no liability for any emotional distress, reputational harm, or other damages. If offended or if you believe content targets you maliciously, discontinue reading and contact us at [email protected].

2. Copyright Notice

© 2025 QB Ventures LLC. All rights reserved worldwide. All original content on ComedyQ.com™—including text, images, memes, rhymes, stories, jokes, graphics, and other materials in “Unfocussed Assessments™,” “The Breaking Boomer Report™,” “The Boomer Report™”, “The Lead Balloon™,” “The Headline Hoax™”, and “The Dipsy Do’s™”—is the exclusive property of ComedyQ.com™ or its licensors and protected by U.S. copyright laws (17 U.S.C. § 101 et seq.) and international treaties. 

No part of this site may be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached, or otherwise used without prior written permission from ComedyQ.com™, except for fair use under U.S. law (e.g., brief quotations for criticism, parody, or satire) or as permitted by applicable law. Unauthorized use may result in civil and criminal penalties. DMCA requests may be sent to: [email protected].

For permissions, licensing, or takedown requests under the DMCA, email [email protected]. User-submitted content (e.g., emails, inquiries) remains the property of the user but grants ComedyQ.com™ a non-exclusive, royalty-free license to reproduce, display, and archive such content for editorial or satirical purposes.  Third-party trademarks, images, or content are used under fair use for parody/satire and remain the property of their owners; no endorsement is implied.

3. Terms of Use

Effective: October 29, 2025

ComedyQ.com™ (the “Site”), is owned and operated by QB Ventures LLC, a Nevada limited liability company and hosted on WordPress via Bluehost and operated from Nevada, USA.  By accessing or using ComedyQ.com™, you agree to these Terms of Use (“Terms”). If you do not agree, do not use the Site. ComedyQ.com may update these Terms; continued use constitutes acceptance.

  1. Eligibility: You must be 18+ or have parental consent. You may not and must not use ComedyQ.com™ if you are under 18 years old. The Site is for entertainment only and not directed at children under 13 (per COPPA). We do not knowingly collect or solicit personally identifiable information from children under 18; if you are a child under 18, please do not attempt to register for ComedyQ.com™ or send any personal information about yourself to us. If we learn we have collected personal information from a child under 18, we will delete that information as quickly as possible. If you believe that a child under 18 may have provided us personal information, please contact us at [email protected].
  2. Use of Content: Content is satirical and fictional (see Satire Disclaimer). You may view, print, or share for personal, non-commercial use. Commercial reproduction requires written permission. You may not scrape, frame, or misuse content.
  3. Subscriptions: Email subscriptions are optional. You consent to receiving updates; unsubscribe anytime. No comments are enabled.
  4. Prohibited Conduct: Do not harass, defame, or violate laws. ComedyQ.com™ reserves rights to block access.  ComedyQ.com™ reserves the right to terminate access, block users, or remove content at its sole discretion, without notice, for any reason including but not limited to violations of these Terms.
  5. Intellectual Property: See Copyright Notice. If you send us an email asking to be featured in a ‘Mailbag’ or similar column, you grant ComedyQ.com a non-exclusive, royalty-free license to publish, edit, and parody your message (with or without your name) unless you write ‘PRIVATE’ in the subject line.  By emailing us a joke, story idea, or suggestion for the site, you grant ComedyQ.com a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual license to use, adapt, edit, or publish it in any format, with or without credit. If you do not want your idea used, include ‘PRIVATE’ in the subject line.
  1. Disclaimers and Limitation of Liability: The Site is “as is” without warranties (express/implied). ComedyQ.com disclaims liability for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages (e.g., from use of this site). Disputes may be resolved under Nevada law.  
  2. Accessibility: We aim to make ComedyQ.com accessible. Feedback: [email protected]
  3. Force Majeure: We are not liable for interruptions due to events beyond control (e.g., hacks, natural disasters).
  1. Future Features: If ads, sponsored posts, merch/book sales, or services are added, additional terms apply (see Affiliate Disclosure).
  2. Severability: Invalid provisions do not affect others.

Contact: [email protected]. Governing Law: Nevada, USA.

4. Privacy Policy

Last updated: November 19, 2025

ComedyQ.com™ is owned and operated by QB Ventures LLC, a Nevada limited liability company. ComedyQ.com™, operated from Nevada, USA, respects your privacy. This Policy outlines data practices for our WordPress site hosted on Bluehost. By using the Site, subscribing, or donating, you consent to this Policy.

  1. Information We Collect:
    • Personal Information (PII):
      • Email addresses for subscriptions (voluntary).
      • Name, email, and payment details (not activated) for tips through our Contributions page (voluntary; processed by third-party payment processors).
      • Non-Personal Information: IP addresses, browser type, device identifiers, pages viewed via Google Analytics (or similar).
      • Cookies and similar technologies track usage (session cookies, device identifiers).
  2. How We Use Information:
    • Provide subscriptions, process tips/contributions, send newsletters (opt-out anytime), etc.
    • Analyze site trends to improve content.
    • Emails marked ‘PRIVATE’ will not be shared publicly.  Emails without ‘PRIVATE’ in the subject may be used as content (e.g., in Mailbag, jokes, or columns).
  3. Data Sharing/Sale:
    • We do not sell PII.
    • PII shared only with service providers (e.g., Mailchimp for emails, Google for Analytics, (not activated) for tips/contribution processing).
    • Contributions/Tips data is shared with payment processors solely to process transactions; no marketing use.
  4. Cookies, Consent, and Tracking:
    • Essential cookies are required for site function.
    • Analytics cookies (e.g., Google Analytics) are optional. Where required by law (e.g., GDPR/CCPA), we request consent before using non‑essential cookies. Consent can be withdrawn anytime. 
    • We respect your privacy choices. When you interact with our cookie banner, your preferences are applied immediately and remembered for future visits. While we do not maintain detailed logs of individual consent decisions, your settings are honored across sessions.
    • We use Google Analytics by default. EU/UK and California visitors can opt out any time using the browser’s “Do Not Track” setting or by installing the Google Analytics Opt-out Browser Add-on: : Google Analytics Opt-out Browser Add-on Download Page
    • For details on how Google uses data, see Google’s Partner Privacy Policy.
    • We use Complianz to manage cookie consent. For details on cookies used on ComedyQ.com™, see our Cookie Policy on the Opt-out preferences page.
  5. Data Security:
    • Reasonable safeguards (e.g., SSL encryption) for Site and tip/contribution transactions.
    • No absolute security guaranteed.
  6. Your Rights:
    • Depending on your jurisdiction (Nevada, California under CCPA, EU under GDPR), you may have rights to access, correct, delete, or restrict use of your data. Contact [email protected].
    • California residents: We do not “sell” personal information in the traditional sense, but Google Analytics may be considered a sale/share under CCPA. You may opt out by clicking here: Google Analytics Opt-out Browser Add-on Download Page.
  7. Third Parties:
    • Google Analytics: For details on how Google uses data, see Google’s Partner Privacy Policy: https://policies.google.com/technologies/partner-sites
    • Links to external sites are not covered.
  8. Children:
    • No collection from under 13.
  9. Tips (not activated) are voluntary support for ComedyQ.com and are not tax-deductible charitable contributions. All payments are processed as business income.
  10. Changes:
    • Updates posted here; continued use = acceptance.

Contact: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected]).
Governing Law: Nevada, USA.

5. Affiliate/Sponsored Content Disclosure

ComedyQ.com™ may feature affiliate links, sponsored posts, ads, services, merchandise, book sales, or accept tips/donations. Per FTC Endorsement Guides (16 CFR Part 255), we disclose all material connections:

  • Affiliate Links: If you click and purchase via a link (e.g., in a “Lead Balloon™ ” joke review), we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.
  • Sponsored Content: Paid posts/ads marked “#Sponsored,” “#Ad,” or “Sponsored by [Brand]” at the top.
  • Free Products/Services: If received for review (e.g., boomer meme tools), disclosed as “Gifted by [Brand].”
  • Merch/Books: Sales via third-party platforms (e.g., Shopify) disclosed on product pages.
  • Contributions/Tips: Contributions via our Contributions page (not activated) are voluntary and non-refundable. No goods or services are provided in exchange unless explicitly stated (e.g., donor perks). All contributions and/or tips are non-refundable.
  • Tracking & Cookies: Some affiliate links, ads, or sponsored content may use cookies or device identifiers for tracking. Where required by law (e.g., GDPR/CCPA), we request consent before placing non‑essential cookies. Consent can be withdrawn anytime. For details on how Google uses data, see Google’s Partner Privacy Policy.

All opinions are our own satirical takes. We only promote items aligning with our humor. Disclosures appear before links/content. Reviews, endorsements, or product mentions are satirical in nature and not intended as genuine evaluations. Any resemblance to real reviews is purely coincidental and humorous unless explicitly stated. No endorsements without disclosure.  Questions? Email [email protected].

6. Content Warning

ComedyQ.com™ features satirical humor that may include dark, offensive, absurd, or mature themes and may include references to sensitive topics, politics, religion, or sexuality (e.g., edgy stories in “Unfocussed Assessments™,” irreverent memes in “The Breaking Boomer Report™,” twisted news jokes in “The Lead Balloon™,” or dirty rhymes in “The Dipsy Do’s™”). Content is fictional and not intended to offend, harm, or reflect real views. 

Not suitable for all audiences—reader discretion advised. If sensitive to satire, politics, foul language, or dark humor, please exit. See Satire Disclaimer for details., politics, foul language, or dark humor, please exit. See Satire Disclaimer for details.