Joke #1: France has officially banned TikTok on all government devices, citing serious data privacy risks and national security threats from the Chinese-owned app.
French President Macron expressed frustration with the ban and is reported to have said, quote… “Awww, how am I supposed to watch sexy dance videos of wigged men that are 24 years older than me?”
Joke #2: Citing espionage fears, France joined a growing list of nations blocking TikTok on state-issued devices due to potential backdoor access to sensitive information. The ban applies to over 2 million public servants.
In a related story, there will NOT be a ban on the 2nd most popular French Government phone app… “Best Places to Eat Snails”
Joke #3: France’s first lady, Brigitte Macron, was reportedly furious when Emmanuel informed her of the Tik Tok ban on her government phone; according to witnesses… she responded by slapping the shit out of him