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The Lead Balloon #19: Americans Own 46% of the World’s 1 billion Guns, Says U.N. Report
Dec19January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #19: Americans Own 46% of the World’s 1 billion Guns, Says U.N. Report

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Headline Hoax #3: Black person and white person in midst of heated argument over grocery store parking space on the day before Thanksgiving put aside their differences by stepping into nearby port o potty to have sex
Dec18January 1, 2026The Headline Hoax - Fake Headlines

The Headline Hoax #3: Black person and white person in midst of heated argument over grocery store parking space on the day before Thanksgiving put aside their differences by stepping into nearby port o potty to have sex

No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline

The Lead Balloon #18: Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell launches 2026 bid to replace Gov. Gavin Newsome
Dec18January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #18: Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell launches 2026 bid to replace Gov. Gavin Newsome

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery
Dec12January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Headline Hoax #2: US Government to Apply Dress Code During Masturbation
Dec12January 9, 2026The Headline Hoax - Fake Headlines

The Headline Hoax #2: US Government to Apply Dress Code During Masturbation

Rated R: Suitable for 18+ only
No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
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The Lead Balloon #16: Women Who Use Marijuana at A ‘High Intensity’ Report Greater Romantic Relationship Satisfaction, New Study Finds
Dec11January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #16: Women Who Use Marijuana at A ‘High Intensity’ Report Greater Romantic Relationship Satisfaction, New Study Finds

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #15: Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection in 2026, ending nearly 40 years in the House
Dec11January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #15: Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection in 2026, ending nearly 40 years in the House

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #14: Atlanta, GA Braces for Freezing Weather
Dec10January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #14: Atlanta, GA Braces for Freezing Weather

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #13: “Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn Warn Kate Hudson About Hollywood’s Harsh Realities”
Dec09January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #13: “Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn Warn Kate Hudson About Hollywood’s Harsh Realities”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #12: “UK Chancellor considers 20% tax on assets of people deciding to leave UK”
Dec08January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #12: “UK Chancellor considers 20% tax on assets of people deciding to leave UK”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #11: “According to the ‘Stripper Index’… we are already in a recession”
Dec08January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #11: “According to the ‘Stripper Index’… we are already in a recession”

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #10: “42 million Americans Lose Food Benefits as Trump Hosts Gatsby-Themed Party”
Dec08January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #10: “42 million Americans Lose Food Benefits as Trump Hosts Gatsby-Themed Party”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Headline Hoax #1: BREAKING: Man, furious about Anti-Semitic remarks – still picks up all the change thrown at him
Dec08December 8, 2025The Headline Hoax - Fake Headlines

The Headline Hoax #1: BREAKING: Man, furious about Anti-Semitic remarks – still picks up all the change thrown at him

No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline

The Lead Balloon #9: Taylor Swift Breaks Streaming Record with Surprise Album
Dec01January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #9: Taylor Swift Breaks Streaming Record with Surprise Album

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #8: Kraft Heinz Lowers Full-Year Outlook on Weak Consumption Trends
Dec01January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #8: Kraft Heinz Lowers Full-Year Outlook on Weak Consumption Trends

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #7: France Bans TikTok on Government Devices Citing data privacy and national security concerns
Oct29January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #7: France Bans TikTok on Government Devices Citing data privacy and national security concerns

Real Headlines… Fake News

The Lead Balloon #6: Federal Court Greenlights Trump’s Troop Deployment to Portland
Oct21January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #6: Federal Court Greenlights Trump’s Troop Deployment to Portland

Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #5: Global Climate Summit Convenes in Geneva as World leaders gather to finalize emission-cutting goals amid rising climate urgency
Oct21January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #5: Global Climate Summit Convenes in Geneva as World leaders gather to finalize emission-cutting goals amid rising climate urgency

Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #4: Japan’s parliament elects Sanae Takaichi as nation’s first female prime minister
Oct21January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #4: Japan’s parliament elects Sanae Takaichi as nation’s first female prime minister

Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #3: President Trump Threatens National Guard Deployment to San Francisco – Legal challenges mount over federal overreach
Oct21January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #3: President Trump Threatens National Guard Deployment to San Francisco – Legal challenges mount over federal overreach

Real Headlines… Quackenbush Fake News Jokes

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