(Content Alert: This section contains explicit humor and adult themes (e.g., crude jokes, innuendo). Suitable for 18+ only.)
Yo,
The Dipsy Do’s! #1… It’s No Way To live
I’ll soon be a parent, I’m not sure what to do… to sleep and to parties I bid you adieu
I lie here doing nothing; feeling a bit bored… keep lots of things? It is likely you hoard
Holy smokes it’s hot here, why am I in bed?… if a mouth’s on your penis, you are getting some “head”
That last one was un-called for, you might call it risqué… what’s that thing over the “e” for? Someone will pay!
I hate that “e” thing, it pisses me off… when checking your prostate, you might need to cough
No fingers in my bum, you heathen dirty swine… I shall dine at a “Factory,” the cheesecake’s divine
That ball player can’t hit, so he rides on the pine… “ouch I was hit by a pitch!” “You ok?” “I’ll be fine”
It’s time to wind down, these rhymes splinter my brain… Jesse’s girl on Breaking Bad? I think it was Jane
Jesse’s Girl is a good a tune, a “toe tapper” if you will… the Frat Boy “raw dogged” that chick, cause “she’s on the pill”
Consider the tree, made of wood and of leaves… stringing these together’s one of my biggest pet peeves
And that’s all for today, I don’t know what that was… he was rhyming for no reason, it was all just because
If you read all these rhymes, then accept what you did… If you think I’m a nut…
Then just wait for this kid!
Quackenbush