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The Dipsy Do’s!… Oh Dear Heavens
The Frat Guy loves ho’s and that is a fact… said “pussies are awesome and dicks are just whack”
“Hey I’ve got a D and it isn’t “whack”… a heroin addict shoots something called “smack”
Just a diversion, to kick off our morn… not pulling out tampons or watching some porn
Pulling out ‘pons? What the actual heck?… I don’t need a BJ just give it a “peck”
The Dipsy Do’s don’t make any sense… they’re just here to calm and make you less tense
Sometimes they are sexy; sometimes they are gross… The Frat Guy likes rhymes about ‘pons the most
“Well he is a freak, and he has lots of issues”… his closet is full of old ‘pons wrapped in tissues
“What the fuck did you say? I can’t even respond”… he says it’s a “keeper” if pulled fresh from a blonde
“Fresh ‘pons pulled from blondes? You’ve lost your mind… The Dipsy Do’s are a blight on mankind”
Yes, that is true, but nothing else can be done… The Dipsy Do’s are just here to have fun
Sure they are nasty and yes they are crude… but they refuse to pull punches, they won’t be subdued
The Dipsy Do’s are a national treasure… they double your fun, they double your pleasure
They won’t listen to haters, they won’t bend the knee… they get their money for nothin’…
Quackenbush