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Yo,
The Dipsy Do’s!… It’s Not Much of a Choice
I just had a baby, isn’t that wacky and wild?… “what happened to my chips?” “I ate them,” she said with a smile
The random convos might be my favorite, I believe them to be strange… “Here is your receipt and groceries”, “But you forgot to give me my change”
“Anything just for a rhyme,” that is my motto and creed… “you should tilt your head back, I think You have a nosebleed”
“Oh my god these are so random,” (said in an annoying girls voice)… “Drinking Keystone or Natty?” “Well That isn’t much of a choice”
I have a zit that is oozing, this isn’t very much fun… when the calendar turns to Glocktober, it’s time to buy a gun
“Do you ever masturbate?” “Of course, I do all the time”…. “This is great, what’s in it?” “The secret ingredient is thyme.”
That one rhymed the same word! It’s just a different spellin’… when using Dr. Scholls, they say that you are gellin’
Peek behind this curtain, you will see he is just some guy… a gay man still in the closet, struggles with living a lie
I talk a lot about gay men, they fascinate me oh so much… I just get the biggest kick, out of penises put into butts
Is this talk offensive? I really don’t mean to offend… except when it comes to women, they are clearly superior to men
Now if I had written that in reverse, everyone would be up in arms… “they are magically delicious…”
Is the slogan for Lucky Charms
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