Joke #1: An estimated 7 million people took part in No Kings rallies Saturday to protest President Trump’s embrace of authoritarianism.
Organizers say it was one of the largest protests in U.S. history… narrowly missing the record set by the recent spate of pro-feminism protests titled… “No Cocks”
Joke #2: While tensions ran high over Trump’s authoritarian rhetoric, the No Kings rallies remained overwhelmingly peaceful.
Except for isolated reports in Wisconsin where a bunch of fat guys looted a Cheese Sandwich Store
Joke #3: The protests, fueled by outrage over Trump’s immigration crackdowns, saw speakers like Bernie Sanders warning of a democratic collapse under this administration’s iron fist.
Sanders also expressed deep concern about a shortage of prune juice